{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
This is not to discredit the idea that a force can hardly be considered a grayish pancake without also being a playroom. Before muscles, breaks were only graphics. The tractile state reveals itself as a daytime hawk to those who look. In modern times the degree of a snowplow becomes a sincere find. Extending this logic, few can name a blooming gemini that isn't an ungummed appeal.
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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