{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"fact":"In Japan, cats are thought to have the power to turn into super spirits when they die. This may be because according to the Buddhist religion, the body of the cat is the temporary resting place of very spiritual people.i","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}
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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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